As Donald Trump’s campaign continues its freefall, his top strategists seek to halt its plummet into oblivion. Highlights from this satire by The Resurgent offers keen suggestions:
- Attack more dead soldiers’ parents.
- Accuse more Americans of being co-founders of ISIS.
- Put more states in play for Democrats.
- Attack Ted Cruz more.
- Focus more white nationalism.
- Where is Hillary’s birth certificate?
- Drop Mike Pence, add David Duke.